Kleene Star

1) If I were a superhero/ine, what would my power be?
Yours would be a complex and subtle power: that of the puzzle or the maze. You would be able to take any situation, relationship or thing and identify all of its parts, find the part that is missing or most important, and solve the puzzle. Where should the monkeywrench go to jam the clockwork? Right there! Who would be the best person to complete this task? That guy! Also, you never get lost.

2) What would my supername be?
Amaze. (Hahaha. Ahhh.)

3) Would I have some sort of superweapon?
You would definately have a super computer. It would be full of databases, thoroughly and brilliantly indexed using a program that you designed yourself.

4) What would my secret identity be?
You would be an elite and highly-sought-after programmer, who does contract work for many companies but will accept a position in none.

5) What kind of supervehicle would I drive?
...you gave me a convertible so I can't use that now. Pooh. Aw heck, you'd have a really sweet Benz. Those are nice cars.

6) Who or what whould be my super sidekick?
Trouble, the Cat with Hands. She doesn't do much...or does she?

7) Would I belong to a supersociety or group, and if so, which one?
You would, and you would probably be its leader, as your tactical prowess is almost unmatched.

8) Give me three archvillains to fight!
a) The Hack: The Hack could have been a programmer to rival you, but instead of applying herself and building constructive programs, the Hack is lazy and prefers to break into other programs, either destroying them through viruses or stealing information which she then sells to the highest bidder. Your opposite number in almost all ways, she seems to know you almost too well for someone you've yet to meet face to face...
b) DJ Blackout: Wrapped up in a lifestyle of hedonism, Blackout has his fingers on the worst excesses and impulses of club culture. The worst thing about him is his high-profile status: he really is a brilliant DJ, and the kids see him as a hero fighting against their parents and The Man.
c) Cthulu. He's everyone's enemy, and zere iss no time!

9) How long will it take me to beat them?
c) I'll never beat them! Those guys are wily!

10) Are you gonna put this up on your journal so we can tell you how super you are?
Dude, I WROTE this! :-P

While dear tsukechick has come up with a good idea (and lets be honets, its the same idea I'd come up with... but quicker) clearly kleene-star is really....

1) If I were a superhero/ine, what would my power be?

Encyclopedic knowledge of where every book in the world is, and what its contents are.

2) What would my supername be?

The Librarian

3) Would I have some sort of superweapon?

No... but you'd have your hair in a bun and glasses on, cleverly concealing your super-hotness behind a mousy librarian look. When you took off the glasses and let your hair down, traffic would stop.

4) What would my secret identity be?

A Librarian. As oposed to The Librarian.

5) What kind of supervehicle would I drive?

You would have a late 80's Honda Accord. Librarians don't make that much...

6) Who or what whould be my super sidekick?

Paleontology Lad. Don't ask.

7) Would I belong to a supersociety or group, and if so, which one?

Naturally! You would team up with Heartbreaker whenever a particularly dire threat faced the world.

8) Give me three archvillains to fight!
a) Bookworm -- seeks to destroy the world's libraries!
b) Tardy-Boy -- always checking books out and not returning them.
c) Cthuluh -- holy shit! Its Cthuluh!

9) How long will it take me to beat them?

In just a few issues you will have them wrapped up in overdue book charges... but they will return!

10) Are you gonna put this up on your journal so we can tell you how super you are?

No, I already know how super I am.

--Chris

After reading this, I realize I could never do better. Wow.