What do you think of me, Random Music Player?
"I'm a Believer," Smashmouth
Will I have a happy life?
"I Want To Be Sedated," Ramones
What do my friends really think of me?
"I'm Looking Through You," The Beatles
What does my S.O. think of me?
"You Belong To Me," Elvis Costello & the Attractions (seriously!)
Do people secretly lust after me?
"Your Heart," Anne Heaton
How can I make myself happy?
"El Talisman," Rosana
What should I do with my life?
"Pace, pace, mi dolce tesoro," Mozart (from The Marriage of Figaro)
Why must life be so full of pain?
"Barco Negro," Amalia Rodrigues
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"Get to Heaven," Common featuring Macy Gray
Will I ever have children?
"More Than You Know," Martika (again, seriously!)
Will I die happy?
"Summer Trippin'," Push Kings
Can you give me some advice?
"Not About Love," Fiona Apple
What do you think happiness is?
"O, Do Not Forsake Me," TMBG
Do you have any advice to give over the next few hours/days?
"Farewell to All These Rotten Teeth," Carissa's Wierd (and if you know what that means, you're smarter than me . . . .)