In the past seven days, I've been party to:
1 (one) baby announcement
1 (one) engagement announcement
2 (two) hospitalizations
1 (one) logistical disaster
1 (one) giant inflatable katamari
(None of these, before you ask, are directly mine, though I did spend some quality time with a bicycle pump and a five-foot-diameter beach ball.)
My brain is on the verge of way-too-much-input. Or, more likely, is already there and I just can't tell. Please, folks, if you're going to have more Major Life Changes anytime soon, can you give me a day or two to recover from this round?