SPONTANEOUS LIMERICK ATTAAAACK!!!
Jess is a good friend of mine
Her brain can be described as devine
She gave it a whirl
and took over the world
Using only the power of her mind
Ode to a ten-sided dice
You dice, carved of plastic and glitter,
Tiny decahedron in my hand,
You are but one of many brothers
I use to decide fate, be it great or bitter
Scattering leads to adding; I hardly understand
the great math, statistics calculated by others
Is as much a mystery to me as, I'm told,
the phonograph was to Amazon primitives
Who could only marvel at the power of a thing
which could sing with voices from distant lands
captured by a wizard's touch, secretive.
With the right touch, the right turn I know,
you might sing.
Like the strange sticks in those pale hands
You might even explode
And now for something that doesn't rhyme, two haikus on work:
"Where is my email?"
A loud voice is echoing
in-box, I'm sorry.
People leaving now
Silent hum of lightbulbs
This is the late shift