Okay, okay, I used to be a huge Ayn Rand fan. I had a giant crush on Dagny Taggart when I was about fifteen - which, in retrospect, might have been an early indication of the whole bisexual thing - and spent the better part of four months reading and rereading all the Rand I could get my hands on.
I tried her again at twenty. The magic was gone.
After reading this article, though, I totally want to try reading Rand again. There's nothing like someone who really knows how to rant.