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Sun, Feb. 13th, 2005, 12:34 am
I Wish I Had a Penis

If I were a man, I would make it my life's mission to pee in every one of these. Damn my double X chromosome.

Sun, Feb. 13th, 2005 01:52 pm (UTC)

You can still manage one of them.

Anyway, I'm just thankful that my XY combo lets me do what you cannot in these wondeful, oh-so-special places.

Sun, Feb. 13th, 2005 03:57 pm (UTC)

Time to invest in one of those cardboard penises...hell, I feel left out of that whole "write your name in the snow" too...

Sun, Feb. 13th, 2005 06:25 pm (UTC)

You don't need a penis to use a urinal! I've done it many times! Okay, I was drink and therefore extra limber, but I was successful nonetheless. :)